"It's bad enough being miserable, but it is even worse when everyone else claims to be miserable, too." - Eeyore

"No give and take. No exchange of thought.  It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other persons tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation." - Eeyore 

From: "The House at Pooh Corner"   "It isn't as if there was anything very wonderful about my little corner. Of course for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits it is something rather special." - Eeyore

"A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. Or so they say." - Eeyore  

"They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them." - Eeyore

"We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it." - Eeyore

"When you shout "Is anybody at home?" into a rabbit hole, and a voice answers "No!" it probably means you're not welcome." - Eeyore

 "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time." - Eeyore

"When someone says "How-do-you-do," just say that you didn't." - Eeyore

"Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any good. Takes all the life out of them." - Eeyore

"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tommorrow." - Eeyore

"I don't hold with all the washing," grumbled Eeyore. "This modern behind the ears nonsense." - Eeyore

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sorta attached to it." - Eeyore

"Whenever a Very Bouncy Animal arrives in the Forest, and you are told that he has just come, the thing you should ask is: "When is he going?" - Eeyore

"When trying to rescue friends from a tree, make sure the plan doesn't involve having everybody stand on your back." - Eeyore

  Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is, Pathetic." He turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards, splashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side. Then he looked at himself in the water again. "As I thought," he said. "No better from this side." - Eeyore